Why invest in Depressed Couch Fart?

Because in a world full of rug pulls, vaporware, and influencers shilling their 37th “next big thing,” DCF is the first coin brave enough to admit the truth: the meme coin market is a steaming, half-baked mess—and we’re all just sitting in it. On the couch. In our feelings. Possibly unshowered. Probably broke.

Depressed Couch Fart isn’t here to promise you Lambos, mansions, or trips to the moon. No sir. We’re offering something real: a warm spot on the couch of crypto disillusionment, and a community that smells like broken dreams and expired Hot Pockets.

Depressed Couch Fart: It’s sad. It’s honest. It’s gassy. And it just might accidentally 100x while you’re crying into a bag of chips.

Because at this point, why not?

“The only thing pumping is the couch cushion.”

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