We’re Depressed. We Farted. And Somehow We Hit $19K MC.

Crypto’s a wild ride. We’ve all had Devs rug us and Influencers dump on us. The market gave us hope, then snatched it away like our ex who said they “needed space.”

So what did we do? We sat on the couch… and we farted. Thus, $CouchFart was born.

No team bundling. No insider scams. No overhyped BS. Just 110 depressed, honest holders, and a team that’s actually active (even if they’re crying into their cereal). We’re at a $19K market cap. All organic. No bots. No VC manipulation. No shadowy overlords dumping on you.

We’re not trying to be the next $PEPE. We’re just trying to process our collective trauma with memes and gas.

Join us. Sit on the couch. Let out a fart. Because if we’re going to be wrecked, we might as well laugh on the way down.

https://linktr.ee/depressedcouchfart