Time Travelers, the mission is complete

It’s official—I’ve made it to 2009, and let me tell you, the journey was nothing short of legendary. We strapped into Pumpfun, the most insane time machine ever built, and with Dr. Ray at the helm, we punched through the space-time continuum, landing smack in the middle of the early Bitcoin era. No more dreaming about going back. We’re here. We’re in 2009, and it’s everything we imagined and more.

Dr. Ray, who’s known around these parts as a key figure in something called Mt. Gox, welcomed us with open arms. The man’s a genius, and he’s been guiding us through this wild frontier like a pro. He’s got the inside track on everything—back-alley deals, secret mining ops, and whispers of a future where BTC rules the world. We’re making moves like pioneers, buying up Bitcoin at a price that’ll make your head spin. It’s literally pocket change right now, but we know what’s coming. We’ve seen the future.

The first thing I did? Snagged a bunch of BTC and headed straight for the nearest pizzeria. Yeah, you heard that right—I bought pizza with Bitcoin. The look on the cashier’s face was priceless, like I was some kind of wizard from another dimension. Little does he know, this is just the beginning.

Our crew is growing by the day. Over 100 of us have made it back here, and we’re tight—each of us a time-hardened degen, ready to diamond-hand our way through history. We’ve set up camp on Raydium, and we’re not just surviving; we’re thriving. We’ve got the ultimate advantage: knowledge of what’s coming next.

If you’re reading this, it means you’re still in 2024. Don’t worry, the door’s still open. The coordinates are locked in dexscreener.com/solana/71Kfhu4KdA9mVQtFJomd4PZhdLpARSKVJkWc3iCNhpKP . The contract address? 6QSV7Pq7VSFkXGqmUXwCPhUN8vBtWkXUup9BMfSfpump.

This is more than a LARP. We’re living in 2009, stacking BTC, and laying the groundwork for a future that we already know will be epic.

See you on the other side of history, my fellow time travelers. The past is our playground, and the future is ours to rule. 🌍💎