The Treaty of the Cheeks Betrayed

On This Day in Buttcoin History:

“The Treaty of the Cheeks Betrayed” Date: February 1, Year of the Glorious Meme (YGM) 2018

On this day, the Grand Diplomatic Hall of Gluteonia bore witness to both the heights of hope and the depths of betrayal. Known as the Treaty of the Cheeks, this historic agreement was forged to ensure lasting peace between the Buttcoin Faithful and the Bitcoin Legionaries after years of memetic warfare and economic skirmishes.

Crafted around the Table of Consensus, carved from sacred Buttwood, leaders from across the Cryptoverse gathered under the watchful gaze of King Glutemus the Firm. The treaty symbolized unity, prosperity, and—above all—the belief that even the deepest rivalries could be softened by the power of laughter.

But the peace was short-lived. Just one year later, blinded by greed and corrupted by their alliance with the cunning Memeopolis Shillers, the Bitcoin Legionaries shattered the pact. In what would become known as the “Rug of Deceit,” they launched surprise economic attacks, manipulating markets and pulling the rugs (literally and financially) from under the Memedom’s stability.

The betrayal ignited a new era of conflict, but it also sparked the rise of the Rumpart Paladins and solidified the Buttcoin Fundamentalists’ mission to restore trust, humor, and creative freedom across the Buttverse.

Today, we remember:

• The fragility of alliances in the face of greed.

• The resilience of the Buttcoin Faithful.

• And the eternal wisdom of Gluteonia’s motto: “Trade Freely, Laugh Eternally.”

“For when treaties are broken, memes become our swords.” – King Gluteus the Firm, YGM 2019.

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