The Great Meltdown: Cheeks Forged in Defiance

Now, with the battle in full force, the Buttcoin Fundamentalists have taken a radical stand against the oppressive Bitcoin Legion. In an act of cheeky defiance, they began melting down confiscated Bitcoin relics, their once-prized coins and symbols of cold greed, to forge new Buttcoins. These coins, imbued with the essence of humor and rebellion, were not merely currency but weapons of morale, uniting the Cheekdom against the monotony of their adversaries. As the fires roared and the molten remnants of Bitcoin were reshaped into cheeky insignias, the Fundamentalists declared their battle cry: ‘Burn the greed, mint the cheeks!’ Thus, the mass production of Buttcoins became a rallying symbol, a sign that the cheeky were rising, and the era of Buttcoin was upon them.

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