Soon to be launched! $DFC – The battle of the bulge!

Dick Fight Club isn’t a movement, a brand, or a revolution it’s just a ridiculous, over the top meme, and that’s exactly what makes it perfect. No roadmaps, no whitelists, no empty promises. Just a battle of the biggest, thickest, and most shameless contenders nature has to offer.

Cucumbers walk in standing tall, rock solid in their confidence, claiming they’ve got the length and the staying power to dominate. Eggplants smirk, knowing their sheer girth and well-rounded shape put them in a league of their own. Bananas fight dirty, flexing their natural curve and perfect grip, insisting they were built for the long game. Then there’s zucchini, the dark horse, swearing they’ve got the best of both worlds. And finally, the green bean crew—loud, fast, and insistent that size doesn’t matter as long as you know how to use it.

But let’s be real this isn’t about actual competition. It’s about watching the internet go completely unhinged over a battle of dick-shaped produce, because if there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s that memes always win.

No merch, no Discord, no NFT grift…just raw, unfiltered chaos. So, who’s coming out on top in Dick Fight Club?

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