One year of Hege and we’re just getting spiky

One year ago, I pressed buy on this weird little hedgehog coin with a dream to impress a cartoon girl-hog named Hegena. My friends said I was insane. I said: “Yeah, but what if she falls in love with him?”

Fast forward 365 days and guess what?

HEGE. IS. STILL. HERE.
Not just alive — thriving, vibing, and painting its way across the globe (literally).

We started with a Telegram group so small you could fit us all in an Uber. Now? I can’t keep track of all the Hegends dropping memes, alpha, and unhinged banter 24/7. I don’t even know all your names anymore, and honestly, that’s kind of beautiful.

Let’s talk accomplishments:

• Launched on nothing but meme fumes and raw determination
• 2,222 Hegend NFTs sold out in two days
• NFT floor is up 5x and holders are getting actual dividends
• Went from $3.9M market cap to $50M ATH
• Currently chilling around $5M cap, aka discount zone
• Listed on Bitmart, MEXC, LBank, Toobit, Indoex, and AscendEX
• Murals in Indonesia, South Africa, London, Australia, and more
• Times Square finale mural incoming
• $400K+ marketing fund ready to go
• Hege merch, Hege domains, new website
• 1,000+ memes made by pros and degenerates alike

This isn’t just a project that survived. It evolved. It got sharper. It got funnier. It stayed real.

The price? Yeah, it’s been a rollercoaster. But if you’ve been in crypto for more than a day, you know what that means: opportunity. Every time HEGE dips, people panic. And every time, it bounces back harder. That’s the pattern. That’s the game.

But more than all that—it’s the people. The memes, the vibe, the commitment. The fact that people are still here, still posting, still holding. That’s the secret sauce.

I’m not selling. Not because I like pain, but because I know how this ends. When Hegena finally falls for our spiky boy, I want to be holding the bag—not of regret, but of generational hedgie wealth.

Happy birthday, HEGE.
Year two’s gonna be wild. Let’s go.