New Year New You: Grab Some $ASS

Introducing $ASS (Australian Safe Shepherd) – up 110% from last year, this is the digital ASSet that’ll make you rich this year. Here’s why you should be putting your cash on some $ASS immediately

1. It’s a Name You’ll Never Forget – Forget about “BTC” or “XRP.” $ASS is catchy, memorable, and sophisticated (when you’re rich).

2. Unmatched Utility – Some say the best cryptocurrencies have real-world applications. Well, $ASS is no different. In fact, holding $ASS is more of a lifestyle choice. The real question is: Do YOU want to be holding $ASS, or will you just sit on yours while watching everyone else holds it?

3. Dog Coin – I love dogs. You love dogs. Invest in dogs. Plus, we are overdue for a major dog coin takeoff, so it’s only a matter of time until this thick breed has its time on the moon

4. Affordability – I personally own over 4 billion ASS coins. For an infinitesimally small price, you too can get a piece of ASS. Then, when this baby reaches a penny, you’ll be rich!

5. Mainstream Potential – the Super Bowl commercial for $ASS writes itself and would dominate pop culture for months. If we work fast this meme can transcend Reddit and go mainstream. This is literally primed to be the next GME!

So, what are you waiting for? Don’t be a tight ASS. Get in now, hold tight, and ride $ASS to the moon.

Why touch grASS if you can grab some $ASS?

Grab $ASS = Get ASS