Launch Today! DepressedCouchFart – Because if we are all spiraling we might as well monetize it!

You ever stare at the ceiling and wonder how it all went so wrong? Not in a dramatic way just in that dull quiet way where you accept that life is basically an unskippable cutscene with bad writing.That’s the energy behind DepressedCouchFart a memecoin as pointless as your degree, as volatile as your mental health and as comforting as the couch you haven’t moved from in days

Let’s be real… You weren’t destined for greatness! If you were you wouldn’t be here considering a financial decision named after a fart. But here you are scrolling mindlessly looking for something anything to fill the void for a few minutes before you go back to whatever mind numbing cycle of existence you call a routine

There is no utility, no innovation and definitely no future Just an opportunity to throw money at something as directionless as you are! Will it make you rich? Of course not! Will it crash and burn? Probably. but isn’t that just fitting? At least this time when everything goes to hell you won’t be the only one watching your hopes evaporate

So go ahead make the bad decision! It’s not like you were going to do anything responsible with that money anyway right? If nothing else you will have a front row seat to yet another reminder that life is just one long joke with no setup and an even worse punchline…

t.me/DepressedCouchFart