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Breaking news! You’ve officially reached the stage of life where you’re considering throwing money at a coin called DepressedCouchFart Let that sink in… We just launched, which means you have two choices… You can either walk away and pretend you have standards or you can embrace the fact that nothing in life makes sense and go all in on a project that fully embodies that reality. No fake hype, no inspirational nonsense, just a memecoin created by people who have accepted that the universe is indifferent, success is random and the only way to cope is through questionable financial decisions. Will it skyrocket? Maybe Will it crash Probably! Will you still wake up tomorrow wondering why you exist? Absolutely! So go ahead make the reckless move. Worst case it’s another regret! Best case you get to laugh at the absurdity of it all while watching numbers go up Either way at least you’ll feel something… t.me/DepressedCouchFart submitted by /u/Due_Singer_8896 |
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