Just launched! DepressedCouchFart – Because making bad decisions is the only thing we truly excel at.

Some people chase dreams. Others chase success. You? You’re here, staring at a memecoin named DepressedCouchFart, questioning how your life reached this point. And honestly, same. We just launched, not because the world needed another memecoin, but because we fully embrace the reality that life is just a long, drawn out joke with no satisfying ending. This isn’t about innovation or financial freedom it’s about throwing a few bucks into something as directionless as you are and seeing what happens. Maybe it takes off. Maybe it crashes and burns. Either way, you get to watch the chaos unfold from the comfort of your couch, where you were going to be anyway. No grand promises, no false hope just a group of people accepting that everything is meaningless, so we might as well have a little fun while we wait for the inevitable.

We launched. It’s happening. Do what you want with that information.

t.me/DepressedCouchFart