$DepressedCouchFart – Tomorrow, We Finally Move… Kinda.

Another day, another rug. Another “promising” project that vanished overnight. At this point, we’ve lost count of how many times we’ve watched it happen. The cycle is always the same—big words, big promises, big dreams… and then silence. The devs disappear, the liquidity drains, and all that’s left is a Telegram chat full of bag holders coping in real time.

But we’re done just sitting here. Tomorrow between 4-5 PM EST, we launch. No fake hype, no VC money, no influencer pump—just pure, unfiltered degeneracy. We’ve been glued to this depressed couch for too long, and let’s be real—if we ever want to afford a new one, we’re gonna have to actually do something.

This isn’t about pretending we’re the next big thing. $DepressedCouchFart was never about hopium. It’s about embracing the truth—this market is wrecked, dreams turn to dust, and at the end of the day, the only thing still pumping… is the couch cushion.

So sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course. Or don’t. But if you’re tired of staring at rugs and want to be part of something that at least acknowledges the pain—we’ll see you at launch. 💨

Join the degeneracy: https://linktr.ee/depressedcouchfart