$DepressedCouchFart – The beginning of something beautifully useless.

We’re 40 degenerates deep. 40 people who’ve accepted reality, embraced the pain, and found comfort in the only thing that hasn’t rugged us—the couch beneath us. The hardest part is over. The first few believers are here. Now, we push toward launch.

We’re not rushing. $DepressedCouchFart isn’t some hype-driven pump and dump. We’re launching when we hit the sweet spot—somewhere between 100 and 200 people—a strong, solid base of people who get it. No fake promises, no artificial FOMO, just a project that fully embraces the absolute misery of this market.

Because let’s be honest—things are bad. Bitcoin crabs, altcoins bleed, and new projects last about as long as the hope we put into them. There’s no moon, no savior, no second chance. Just you, your bags, and the sinking realization that you should have sold months ago.

That’s where $DepressedCouchFart comes in. No roadmap, no utility, just vibes and an understanding that sometimes, the best thing you can do is sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course.

If you’re tired of pretending things are fine, tired of watching the market slowly drain the soul out of you, and just want to be part of something that fully embraces the nothingness of it all—this is your home now.

💨 The only thing still pumping is the couch cushion.

Join the degeneracy. Let’s rot on the couch. Link in the comments.