$DepressedCouchFart – Because at this point, why not?

We’ve seen it all before. The “revolutionary” project. The “game-changing” utility. The influencers screaming “this is the next 100x!” And then… the slow, painful realization that it was just another exit scam. The liquidity vanishes, the devs disappear, and the chart turns into a straight line to hell. You sit there, staring at the screen, sunk into your couch, wondering how you let it happen again.

That’s why we created $DepressedCouchFart—not to change the world, not to revolutionize crypto, but to accept reality. No roadmap, no false promises, just a token that perfectly captures what it means to be a crypto investor in 2025—burnt out, wrecked, and realizing that the only thing still pumping is the couch cushion.

We’re launching when we hit 150 members. No VC manipulation, no influencer pump—just pure, unfiltered memecoin energy. If you’ve been rugged, if you’ve held bags to zero, if you’re still waiting for that one coin to turn it all around—this is your home now.

💨 Sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course.

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