$DepressedCouchFart – Another Sunday, Another Hopium Hangover

It’s Sunday again. You check your portfolio, knowing deep down it’s a bad idea, but you do it anyway. Nothing has changed—except the number is lower than before. Bitcoin is stuck, altcoins are bleeding, and that one project you thought might turn things around? Yeah, it’s already down another 30%.

You tell yourself it’s just the weekend. “Monday will bring volume.” “Next week will be different.” But let’s be honest—we’ve all been telling ourselves that for years. The cycle never changes. The hype builds, the influencers shill, the charts give you just enough hope to stick around… and then, by Friday, reality hits. Another rug. Another broken promise. Another reason to sink deeper into the couch and wonder why we’re still here.

That’s why $DepressedCouchFart exists. Not to promise salvation, not to change the game—just to embrace what we all already know. The market is a mess, hope is a scam, and at this point, the only thing still pumping… is the cushion beneath us.

No moon. No utility. No roadmap. Just vibes, regret, and the comfort of knowing you’re not alone in this.

Sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course💨

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