Depressed $CouchFart – No Roadmap, No Promises, Just Pure Copium in Token Form

Another day, another chart collapse. Another Discord silent. Another dev “on vacation.” And yet… here we are. Still staring at our wallets like they’re going to blink first.

Welcome to the post-hope era of crypto. Where memecoins launch daily, rug within hours, and the only thing more inflated than expectations is the gas you let out while doomscrolling. That’s why we created $DepressedCouchFart — a token not built on hype, but on honest, collective coping.

No fake promises. No “coming utility.” No overpolished pitch deck. Just a brutally real, painfully relatable memecoin for everyone who bought the top, held the bag, and whispered “maybe next cycle” while sinking deeper into their couch.

We don’t offer a moonshot. We offer solidarity. The tokenized essence of giving up — with style. And in this market? That’s the most honest thing you’ll find.

$DepressedCouchFart has launched. The community is growing. The only thing we pump is… well, you already know.

Contract: CUCkibMeeFG1rYWhxnaPqHeACbjg4hX4NSDstohHpump Sit back, hold tight, and let nature take its course.