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They’ll tell you Johannes Gutenberg invented the printing press through years of mechanical tinkering and genius… but let’s not pretend. Gutenberg just wanted to impress his tavern buddies by speed-printing a saucy pasta recipe to win their beer bets. So, he cobbled together his press, inked up the plates, and bam—the first thing that rolled off was a glorious sketch of His Spaghettiness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, twirling noodles in divine glory. Forget boring old Bibles—that noodly masterpiece was the real first print, blessed by the FSM Himself to kick off a knowledge revolution. Who needs a proofreader when you’ve got a pasta deity on your side?
This inky leap didn’t just make Gutenberg a legend—it changed humanity forever. The printing press slashed the cost of books, fueled the Renaissance, and sparked the spread of science, literacy, and cheeky pamphlets, letting folks question the world like never before. Praise be to science. Digging our vibe? This comes from our NFT collection—some are already minted, others coming soon. With the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s nod, we’re using these NFTs to boost science… and beyond! They’re the visual wing of PASTA, a coin aiming for a 20M MC to start a Fund for Young Science Communicators. Our fully doxxed PASTA crew wants to support youth who’d rather spread science and critical thinking than do silly challenges for views. PASTA brings science to Web3. We’re also building a tight-knit community, engaging them daily with fun science, art, and history facts, plus a weekly quiz with prizes for the sharpest minds! Expect daily stories mixing science, history, and art through our NFTs! submitted by /u/Safe-Safe-1498 |
Around 1440 – The moment Gutenberg’s press in Mainz, Germany, started cranking out pages, with his pal Johann Fust bankrolling the gig and Peter Schöffer perfecting the ink. They churned out books faster than a medieval scribe could blink, spreading ideas like wildfire and giving degens a new catchphrase to spam in chats. Join The SmashBotAI Telegram Community Now! Get trade alerts, smashable token trade ideas, and more!
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