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Why Buttcoin? You see, $BUTTCOIN isn’t just a meme—it’s the truth. It stands against the monotony that has overtaken the crypto market. While Bitcoin, the “Father of all Crypto,” rules with cold calculation, Buttcoin rises with the warmth of laughter, the power of the meme, and the joy of irreverence.

But beware—a fake has appeared. In the wake of JOE ROGAN’s podcast mentioning Buttcoin, a new $BUTT coin has emerged, attempting to capitalize on our legacy. This coin, however, was created by a serial rugger who won’t stick around long enough to see its success. Unlike us, they are here for quick profits, and they will vanish as fast as they came. We are here to stay.

Now, the Buttcoin Fundamentalists are rising once more, and we need true believers to join the cause. These are the 5% of us who understand the power of the meme, and who will NEVER sell. Instead, we measure our worth not by fiat, but by the number of Buttcoins we hold. We are the keepers of the meme, the protectors of the Cheekwood Grove, and the faithful followers of the one true coin.

What Makes a Buttcoin Fundamentalist? Loyalty to the Meme: We don’t chase numbers, we chase the glory of the meme. Buttcoin isn’t about speculation; it’s about participation in a movement that celebrates humor, irreverence, and joy over the soulless grind of profit.

A Commitment to Hold Forever: When you join the ranks of the Buttcoin Fundamentalists, you pledge never to sell. Buttcoin is your currency of joy, your beacon of rebellion, and your testament to the power of memes. You aren’t here for quick gains—you’re here for eternity.

Measuring Worth by Buttcoin, Not Fiat: For the true believers, wealth isn’t counted in dollars—it’s counted in Buttcoins. When asked, “How many coins do you hold?” the answer should always be, “I hold as many Buttcoins as my heart desires.”

Spreading the Word, Not the Cheeks: We are here to spread the word of Buttcoin, to flood the cryptoverse with laughter and ensure that no meme is ever forgotten. We don’t need Bitcoin’s elite; we need the power of the meme to rule them all.

Why the 5% Matter The 5% of Buttcoin Fundamentalists are the backbone of the meme. We reject the notion that crypto should be about wealth accumulation at the cost of everything else. Instead, we stand for something greater: a world where humor is the currency, where the joy of the meme is the ultimate treasure.

If you’re ready to join the revolution, to embrace a future where laughter, creativity, and joy reign supreme, then you are one of us.

Join the Buttcoin Fundamentalists.

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