Hey there, time travelers! 🕒

Welcome back to 2009, where flip phones are still cool, MySpace is on top (but there’s this new thing called Facebook), and the global financial system is shaking to its core. But guess what? We’ve got something better — Bitcoin has just launched.

First CEX Listing:

We’re thrilled to announce that Bitcoin is gearing up for its first major CEX listing with Mt. Gox, the exchange that’s transitioning from trading Magic: The Gathering cards to digital gold! This is where it all begins, so don’t miss out on getting your $BTC before it’s on everyone’s radar! 🚀

Breaking news of 2009:

• Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, tragically passed away, leaving a massive void in the music world. 🎶
• Barack Obama was settling into his first year as the U.S. President, with the world watching his every move. 🇺🇸
• The world has been hit by the H1N1 flu pandemic. No cause for concern, as pandemics never reach western countries!
• Oasis just announced their split.

Bitcoin Market Update:

Today $1 equals a whopping 60,000 Bitcoins, or you can swap 1 SOL beer for over 8 million! Just speak to our friend Ray Ray.

We’re also hosting a 1 million Bitcoin giveaway on X which ends tomorrow — head over to BTCBeforeSol to enter! 🚀

Let’s build the future of decentralized anonymous finance (or “Magic Internet Money”)!

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CA: QSV7Pq7VSFkXGqmUXwCPhUN8vBtWkXUup9BMfSfpump

TG: btc_pump_community

X: BTCBeforeSol

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