🚨 [New Meme Coin Alert] 🚨

AI Bailout Coin (AIB) – When DeFi Degens Meet Unlimited Fiat 🖨️💸

BUY AIB NOW before we print another batch!

Alright, Redditors, gather around! You’ve seen the Ponzi schemes, you’ve watched the rugs get pulled, and now… I present to you a token so ridiculous, even Ben Bernanke himself would shed a tear of pride: AI Bailout Coin (AIB), led by the man, the myth, the printer legend—Ben Degen Bernanke himself.

Why Should You Join This Financial Circus?

Let’s face it: we’re all here to make money, not friends. But what if I told you there’s a token that prints its own money? 🖨️💰 Yes, this meme coin is backed by absolutely nothing—just pure, unhinged liquidity. It’s like QE (Quantitative Easing), but with more sarcasm and memes.

How AI Bailout Coin (AIB) Works:

1. Unlimited Supply

More tokens than stars in the sky, folks. When things go south, we just print more AIB until we’re all up again. Who needs tokenomics when you have a money printer?

2. Automatic Bailouts

When DeFi bros get rugged, we step in like the Fed with a stimulus check. No loss is too big for us to throw some AIB at. Lost 10 ETH in a Pepe rug pull? You’ll buy a fresh batch of AIB to drown your sorrows.

3. Airdrop Roulette

Every quarter, we’ll airdrop completely random tokens to AIB holders. Maybe it’s worth something; maybe it’s not. But hey, life is all about surprises, right? 🎉

The Vision ��🚀

While others promise “decentralized finance” and “changing the world,” AIB offers one thing: the promise of infinite printing. It’s like your degenerate uncle who keeps borrowing money but with the assurance that he’ll always print more to pay you back. We call it AI-enhanced ReFi—or as we like to call it, Reckless Finance.

Who’s it for?

• Degens who love a good meme.

This coin embodies all that is absurd in the financial world. If you’ve aped into dog coins, ape into AIB. You’ll fit right in.

• Bagholders looking for redemption.

Let’s be honest. Your portfolio is already a mess—why not add some infinite liquidity to the mix?

• Central Bank Simps.

Ever wanted to be part of the money printer squad? Now’s your chance to mint your own bailout without a finance degree.

Why AI Bailout Coin (AIB)?

Because we’re not just printing memes; we’re printing hope. And because FOMO is real, and you don’t want to miss out on this satirical masterpiece of a token. 🤡

“Who needs sound economics when you can have AIB?” – Ben Degen Bernanke

Join the AI Bailout revolution and remember: if it fails, we’ll just print more until it doesn’t. 💀

BUY AIB NOW before we print another batch!