[Incoming call: The Alpha Hotline]

Me: Yo.

My mate: BIG MAN. Have you seen this SORRY takeover on Reddit?

Me: Bro, I probably missed it, I’m always late to this shit.

My mate: Nah nah nah, you’re in luck. Hasn’t even launched yet. 200+ Telegram members in 3 days. People are switching their pfps to custom cute Loris’s.

Me: Sounds cultish af… I’m in.

My mate: Step one—take over Reddit. Step two—reveal roadmap & launch date.

Me: If this sends, we print. If not… we pretend we never had this convo.

My mate: Don’t be silly bro, this is only going one way. 1 trip to the moon, sir.

Sorry if you fade this 👉🏻👈🏻🥺

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