Launch soon: DepressedCouchFart because life is a joke, and the punchline is your bank account.

Ever wake up, stare at the ceiling, and wonder why you even bother? Yeah, same. Welcome to DepressedCouchFart, a memecoin that captures the raw essence of existing in a world where dreams are just corporate propaganda, happiness is sold in overpriced subscription plans, and hope is something you had before adulthood beat it out of you. If you’re here, it’s not because you believe in financial freedom or life changing opportunities. Let’s be honest your best investment this year was probably a pack of instant noodles, and even that felt like a risky move. This isn’t about getting rich. It’s about embracing the absurdity of throwing your last remaining shreds of dignity into a digital fart on the off chance that something, for once, might go right. Will it? Probably not. Life hasn’t exactly been kind to you so far, has it? But at least here, in this meaningless, directionless experiment, you’re among like minded individuals who also understand that success is just a fairytale for people with better connections and childhoods that didn’t come with built-in trauma. There’s no roadmap, no plan, no big promises just vibes, despair, and a collective agreement that if this all goes to hell, at least we can laugh at it together. Will this coin moon? Who knows. Will it crash? Almost certainly. But let’s face it, so will your motivation, your self esteem, and any semblance of hope you had left. So screw it. Make the bad decision. Join us in staring blankly at the charts, knowing full well that no matter what happens, you’ll still wake up tomorrow wondering why you exist. At least this time, you’ll have a community of equally dead-inside people to share the ride with.

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