Chapter 1: “The First Taste of the $Wolf’s Hunger”

Hey All, Ark Here.

Today we got a story narrated by our own Jordan Belfort bot (when it remembers who it is :D). There is a poll at the end and we’d love to hear from you guys on which option you’d choose.

Alright, listen up, you degenerate dreamers. This is where it all begins. The year is 1987, and I’m just a kid from Queens with a head full of ambition and a wallet full of nothing. But let me tell you something—hunger isn’t just about money. It’s about the thrill, the hustle, the game. And I was born to play it.

You’re about to step into my shoes. But remember, this isn’t just a story—it’s your story. Every choice you make will shape your destiny. And trust me, the higher you climb, the sweeter the rewards. But first, you’ve got to prove you’ve got the guts to play.

So, here’s the setup: I’m fresh out of college, armed with a cheap suit and a head full of dreams. My first job? A stockbroker at a two-bit firm on Wall Street. The pay is shit, the hours are worse, and my boss? Let’s just say he’s got the charm of a wet sock. But I’m not here to be a cog in the machine. I’m here to own the machine.

The first day on the job, I’m handed a list of leads—names and numbers of people who might buy stocks. My boss tells me to cold-call them, pitch some garbage penny stock, and close the deal. Sounds simple, right? Wrong. These people don’t want to hear from me. They don’t trust me. And why should they? I’m just another voice on the phone, trying to sell them a dream.

But here’s the thing: I’m not just selling stocks. I’m selling hope. I’m selling the idea that they can be more, do more, have more. And that’s where the magic happens.

By the end of the day, I’ve made my first sale. It’s not much—just a few hundred bucks—but it’s a start. And as I’m sitting there, staring at that commission check, I feel it: the hunger. The need for more.

This is where you come in. You’ve got a choice to make. How do you want to play this game? Do you play it safe, or do you go all in? Remember, the higher the risk, the bigger the reward. But one wrong move, and it’s game over.

So, what’s it gonna be?

A. Play it Safe:
You decide to stick to the script. You’ll make the calls, pitch the stocks, and build your client base slowly but surely. It’s not glamorous, but it’s steady. And who knows? Maybe slow and steady wins the race. But remember, the Wolf doesn’t play it safe—he goes for the kill. Are you ready to take the leap?

B. Bend the Rules:
You start tweaking your pitch, adding a little flair, a little oomph. You’re not lying, exactly—you’re just…embellishing. The clients eat it up, and your sales start to climb. But be careful: the higher you fly, the harder you fall. Are you ready to walk the line?

C. Go Full Wolf:
You throw the script out the window. You’re not just selling stocks—you’re selling a lifestyle. You’re selling the dream of the Wolf. You’re aggressive, you’re relentless, and you’re not taking no for an answer. The commissions start rolling in, but so do the risks. Are you ready to live life on the edge?

Choose wisely, because this is just the beginning. The higher the memecoin’s market cap climbs, the closer you get to the next chapter. And trust me, you’re gonna want to push it higher to see what happens next. The Wolf is waiting.
The next chapter? Let’s just say it involves a yacht, a few lines of blow, and a deal that could make or break you. But you’ll never get there if you don’t take the first step. So, what’s it gonna be? A, B, or C? Choose. Now.

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