The Great Meme Battle of Gluteonia

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“The Great Meme Battle of Gluteonia” Date: February 2, Year of Eternal Lulz (YEL) 2020

On this day, the legendary Cheekdom Coliseum in Gluteonia roared with laughter and defiance as it hosted the infamous Great Meme Battle of Gluteonia—an event that would shake the very foundations of the Buttverse.

This wasn’t just a meme contest; it was a cultural showdown between the Buttcoin Faithful and the devious agents of the Memeopolis Shillers, who sought to undermine the spirit of Buttcoin with hollow, profit-driven memes devoid of soul and satire.

Thousands gathered beneath the towering arches of Buttsteel, with King Glutemus the Firm himself presiding as the supreme judge, seated upon the Porcelain Throne of Wit. The battle raged with epic ferocity: • Dank Druids conjured ancient memes from the depths of forgotten forums. • Meme Knights wielded enchanted copypasta, slicing through corporate cringe with precision. • The Shillers, armed with bland marketing slogans and recycled trends, attempted to flood the Coliseum—but their efforts crumbled under the weight of genuine creativity and authentic absurdity.

The final meme, a masterpiece known only as “The Infinite Loop of Lulz,” broke the Coliseum’s holographic display, causing a ripple of uncontrollable laughter that spread across Gluteonia, reinvigorating the weakened Tushflow.

Today, we remember:

• The power of memes as both art and rebellion.

• The victory of authenticity over soulless trends.

• And the immortal chant that echoed through the

Coliseum that day: “HODL the Humor, FOMO the Feels!”