You’ve Waited For This Golden Bullrun For Years? Make It Count With $GOLD

We’ve waited 4 years for this moment. The culmination of endless strands of destiny has brought all of us to this singular point on the internet. There is a reason that you are staring at this post, but if you don’t quite understand just how parabolic $GOLD is destined to become during this memecoin super-cycle, allow me to outline some of the reasons why you’re out of your mind for not going all in…

1. The meme speaks for itself.

There is no competition from other memecoins when it comes to this golden bullrun. How many fucking Pepe coins are out there now? This is not a pepe coin. This is a golden bull with a pepe face. Knowing the difference could save your life.

2. Two fingers to the “man”.

We are building our own source of wealth, and it drives all the right people CRAZY. You weren’t supposed to get rich off of a memecoin! You were supposed to spend your life in indentured servitude trying to pay off a college degree that nobody seems to care about.

3. Laugh all the way to the bank.

What’s better than being filthy rich? Maintaining a good sense of humor so that you can laugh at all the poors that didn’t stick $10 in a memecoin that was clearly destined to go parabolic. Are you scared of losing your lunch money? Why not upgrade your lunch to champagne and caviar? You can even afford to eat it off of a classy hooker, if you’re into that sort of thing.

4. Community of quality shit-posters that work for their bag.

Community is what makes memecoins soar, and we’ve been growing a group of people that understand what it means to contribute, meme, and raid instead of just sitting around bitching about why their bag is getting smaller while not putting in the work.

On DEX now!
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