It’s 2009, you are still feeling the pinch of the 2008 market crash. Your wife is hungry and her boyfriend is trying to move in with you because he lost his job. It’s a simpler time. All of a sudden you start hearing whispers on the internet of some strange internet money, it’s called bit-coin?!
You find yourself in a group on some weird Russian hacking app called Telegram and find that it’s being run by some cult, all they do is speak gibberish about buying pizza with these internet points. You aren’t too sure, but you don’t want to let these Russian propagandists win!
You decide to ape $50 dollars and forget about it. 10 years pass and you are no longer married and your now ex-wife is calling you from her ex-boyfriends house and asking if she can move back in with you. You are startled by the idea because you haven’t fucked anyone in nearly 9 years since she left you for drawing dicks on pizza charts for the russians. It’s all a blur but she tells you that one of your bitcoins is worth $9,642 😱
Now 10 years on, your wife is back and she’s left her ex-boyfriend and things are worse than ever!
SO WHY NOT APE INTO $BTC ON $SOL TODAY AND YOU CAN RUIN YOUR LIFE TOO!
CA: 6QSV7Pq7VSFkXGqmUXwCPhUN8vBtWkXUup9BMfSfpump
TG: btc_pump_community
Disclaimer: This is a memecoin launched on pump dot fun, which filled the bonding curve organically and is now launched on Raydium. We are all just larping that we’ve travelled back to 2009 and our primary goal is to use BTC to buy pizza. Join us and have a LARP today (it’s like that mediaeval larping but somehow even cooler /s). As with any investment please do your own research.
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